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Trying to use Kotaku feels like I’m having a fucking stroke these days. I know it’s not the fault of the staff here but Jesus Christ it’s an awful format. 

Damn it Audi. Just sell the freakin’ hatchback in the US already. I would buy that S3 hatch right now if I could.

Dr. Prepper on the other hand was prepared for this shortage.

Exactly! Paying bribes to the union is business 101. Apparently, GM failed to follow the basic rules of working with a union (money paid directly to the union bigwigs), and is upset that other companies got away with it. 

Yes, it was THE SNYDER CUT that laid off those people. Not the fact that corporations do this ALL the time, not the fact that the company is $150 BILLION dollars in debt, not the fact that HBO Max hasn’t taken off like that they thought, it was, in fact, THE SNYDER CUT and it’s supernova-sized $30 Million dollar budget

Article: Driving with windows down exposes you to whatever is in the outside air more than if they were closed.

80% more pollution or 100% of these chili dog farts.

Correct headline: idling in traffic with your windows down in developing countries with minimal pollution controls increases your exposure to pollution (which may or may not be a meaningful increase that has health outcomes because we didn’t test that).

They are using the international definition of bacon, not the American one.

Jezebel is the fucking same. They think that Bernie or warren won..or was close. It was a fucking wipeout.

Ignoring Biden’s gaffes and shortcomings for political expediency in this election is journalistic malpractice. It’s also the same behavior we criticize Republicans for in regards to Trump.

Biden has been spewing bigoted stuff for the longest while yet black politicians, media pundits, intellectuals, writers, keep making excuses for the guy. Shameful.

Even the power of pretzels have their limit it seems.

I try to avoid the mall whenever possible. As a single middle aged man I just feel like an old weirdo when I go there.

If the whole point of this was to make me want pretzels, then it worked because now I want pretzels.  Also why don’t they sell these at 7-11 instead of making me go all the way to the stupid mall?

What a terrible choice, if that is the case. Highly processed fake meat products isn’t what the vegetarian community wants... It’s a fad. It's also more likely to have sourcing issues, given the extra complexity and limited sources. Plus, not everyone can eat it (I can’t because of the heme). Really, really hoping this

This is painful to read. An industry so many of us relied on has been gutted, and will likely never truly reach the same levels it was once at.

Getting rid of the potatoes has to be clearing the way for Beyond/Impossible fake meat products, right? I can’t think of any other reason to get rid of a cheap, popular product, other than they might have been a pain to prepare in-store.

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