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It’s stick shift, V10 R8 money with plenty leftover to deal with Audi supercar gremlins.

Thanks, I hate it.

I bet you could make a bitchin’ slip n’ slide.

Sadly, I think by the time they right the ship (if they do at all) the time for a new Evo will have passed.

It’s apparently not worth it to make it out of real pumpkin. A couple years ago my Mom grew a bunch of pumpkins and put in all the effort of making a pie out of one. I literally couldn’t tell the difference between it and the one that came out of a can and wasn’t technically pumpkin.

And here I was thinking the outstanding race cars were the ones that managed to NOT crash.

This was my thought as well when he said the squirrel was retiring due to health reasons.  Some .22lr and a trip to the fryer would indeed cause some health concerns for the little guy.

Jeeps that are already firmly in “winter beater” territory for literally all human beings not named David Tracy.

To further complicate this, the E85 at the pump here in Colorado is actually ~70% ethanol, not 85%.

Then why do they need such preferential treatment from the government? If unions aren’t a disadvantage surely they can compete on the same playing field as all the automakers that don’t employ unionized labor.

This was not an accident. His behavior was intentional, the outcome may not have been, but he was doing something inherently dangerous and people got hurt.

The Mitsubishi Mirage.

I’m not a religious man, but if there is a God I’m positive he’s pro wasp murder. Those things are clearly agents of Satan.

Given how stupid the UK is, it seems like we came by it honestly. Apples not falling far from trees and whatnot.

Real patriots know you don’t fly the flag in bad weather.

V8 rumble, something a Tesla will never have.

Anyone else find it funny that this guy went to an overpriced celeb trap and then tried to get clout on Twitter with a relatively cheap steak?

I also appreciate that they went with reduced fat sour cream when there’s like 6 forms of cheese on this thing. The 20 extra calories from real sour cream woulda been over the top.

This.

This.