If I saw this kind of interaction Yelp or wherever I’d definitely order from them. They care enough about their food to defend it from ignorant assholes on the internet.

He has a fascist outlook on the world. And I mean that in the actual definition of fascism, not the version we use to describe people we disagree with politically and want to slander.

They can talk too. And it’s creepy as hell because it sounds like a human voice, not like parrots that are high-pitched.

This is what my Mom did when she bought her Boxster years ago. The finance guy tried to get her to take some 3-4% loan and her reply was “I’ll take 0% or I’ll pay cash, your call”.

Because government regulators will stop fining them if they dress up a Fortwo and sell it as a premium product?

Just cover the rear window in Thin Blue Line and Punisher stickers, you’ll fit in with the big boys.

You think something of German origin would ever let you color outside the lines like that?

I skipped right to the “insult Elon Musk on twitter” step and all I got was a bunch of sweaty nerds calling me names. When can I expect to make money?

Lots of freedom and not enough education on how to use it wisely.

Not me personally, but there is someone in my neighborhood who had a new Audi RS5. I don’t know the guy, but I would silently drool over the car on occasion.

If it works anything like the government contracting space, a bunch of grifters have set up “minority owned” business that do nothing but sub the contract out to one of the big players anyways.

Care to prove me wrong or are you only here to fling shit?

Dolly Parton is a national treasure.

Ok at least you’re not a complete monster.

This is just blasphemy for blasphemy’s sake.

Yikes, that can be scary. Hope her recovery goes well and there’s no permanent damage to vision.

Now you’ve done it, I can hear the cries from Rochester all the way here in Colorado. Besmirching the Garbage Plate is grounds for a fight, fortunately for you winter doesn’t end until June in Upstate NY so you might be able to get into witness protection before they can get out from under the ~18 feet of snow.

So only a little over 1/3rd of the stimulus check then. It’s your patriotic duty to stimulate the economy by buying another ~$900 of car parts.

Wow, thanks for that, I hadn’t realized our law had gone that far.

This was essentially my mother’s strategy for getting us to eat veggies. We didn’t have fries at home, but we did have buttered bread which is essentially the same thing metabolically. “You can have more bread when you finish your veggies” was a nightly thing for both my sister and myself.