You’re doing it wrong Jason. Go smoke a blunt with Joe Rogan and then examine how profound a Tesla in a tunnel is.

I did Google it and that is fantastic. I have no idea how we don’t have that in America. In fact, offering that for sale here might single handedly spark our economic recovery.

It’s worth something because you can pay taxes with it. Failure to pay taxes can result in jail time.

Making a charcuterie board exclusively out of fried foods... does KFC have a presence in Scotland by any chance?

Cool, we’re gonna get a Rav4 with red accents and an angry grill. Sign me up for that newsletter!

Some of us can just buy it at the store, no prescription needed.

This.

Why does it seem like almost everything involved with Twitch is so shitty? How hard is it to just be a decent person? I’m not asking for a saint to run the place, just someone with even a shred of morality.

Yeah you can breakfastify the poutine if you feel like it. Fried egg, bacon, hell if you wanna be nuts you can double up on the potatoes and put hash browns in there. Crispy/crunchy potato vs. french fry texture.

I didn’t know other people did this. My grandma always served sharp white cheddar with apple pie so I thought it was normal, but anytime visitors would come over or I’d visit somewhere else everyone was all “wtf are you talking about cheese with pie?”

Poutine.

It required them to fund their pension plan up front. Meaning, you cannot promise your employees the moon unless you actually have a moon right now.

Yeah, I played an unhealthy amount of that game. It’s a major factor for why I didn’t finish my 4 year degree.

This.

I’ve got a Golf R with ~$10k worth of modification done to it. I have no intentions of ever selling it, but if I do the strategy would be to try to sell it on a forum where a fellow enthusiast might find some value in the mods. If he was going to do all the same things I did, maybe he would pay a small premium to have…

Biometrics are such a terrible idea from a security perspective. Palms might be harder to fake than fingerprints are today, but that will not always be the case.

Tesla fanboy: It’s immune to hail!

Your coworker possesses shame, there is still hope for her recovering from her Nissan ownership.

It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru!

Nissan: for people who don’t want to remember what kind of car they have.