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This would’ve been remarkable at any point in Philadelphia’s history, but especially today.

And you guys thought the center of gravity on a Tesla was low BEFORE.

None of us are experts and no one cares about our opinions but we don’t let that stop us, Victoria.

No, in our country canned allegedly pork-based product comes in the form of Spam.

Why pay for real estate when your employees are already doing that individually?

All of my ex’s agree that I am by far the dumbest creature to have ever existed. Since they were always right about everything I don’t see why this would be different.

At that time, I was in a raiding guild that was doing server-first kills. I was geared out the ass, and basically no one else was because PvP gear didn’t exist.

I dunno where you found evidence, but if it’s anywhere under the hood be prepared that there may be wiring damage from the critters chewing on it.

I am no longer welcome at C-SPAN, their lawyers have been quite clear about that. While they have plenty of stupid ideas of their own, if you want MY stupid ideas you’ll need FastAssGolf+.

As a VW owner, best of luck. Your wiring is coated in some soy-based thing that critters find delicious. My Golf R was in the shop for a week trying to diagnose a misfire, turns out the injector harness is very tasty to rabbits.

Those things are cursed, if you do this you’re gonna end up like that Nazi that opened the Ark of the Covenant.

Personally, I’d much rather have a screaming V10 in those cars even if I know they’ll never put a V10 in a road car ever again.

I had someone call me trying to sell me a cruise or vacation or something (well before COVID). They had been leaving me voicemails for a while so I figured I should actually answer.

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Also, is weed somellier an actual job someone can get? Asking for a friend.

I was that level 60 Rogue. I have no regrets.

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Not really related but one good thing that came out of the community was The Longest Johns singing sea shanties at random people:

End the War on (Some) Drugs.

“refuse on hygiene” is subjective though, and would open them up to discrimination suits when applied.

Time for Ford to rekindle the bromance with Mazda and cram a rotary back there. It’s the perfect application for a rotary. You want something small, rotaries are very small. Rotaries are way inefficient outside of a small RPM window, but as a range extender it would always be in the sweet spot.