A deferred deal generally means the person must not commit any other crimes for a period of time before the charge is expunged. His lawyer is spinning this as an exoneration, which it is not.

She just needs to ask for forgiveness and mention jesus and temptation

I feel like the Hallmark Channel is what MAGA Moms watch in their craft rooms while their husbands listen to Tucker Carlson at full volume in the living room.

So are any of the kids going to be expelled?  

But they didn't get shot so there is still a gap to close.

I repped him for 3 years in Hollywood and let me tell you, one of the most genuine, kind, humble guys I have had the pleasure of working with. I was SO HAPPY when I met him the first time and he lived up to (and exceeded) all the expectations of my inner 13 year old fangirl. I can’t say enough kind words about him…

Women’s obituaries tend to put too much focus on their families and put their careers second, and this obit doesn’t even mention he had a son and daughter. We need some kind of balance. I get that he was famous for his acting, but I wouldn't want my obit to ignore my kid

RIP, Mr Perry. Alongside Jordan Catalano and Spike, you leaned on the 90's highschool locker hallway of my heart with the best of them.

Look, there’s nothing wrong or weird or bad about people breastfeeding other people’s babies. We’ve done it since the dawn of humanity (wet nurses, anyone??) It’s the fact that she did it without consent that feels so gross. It would be like if you kept kosher or halal and your day care provider just fed your kid regul…

Take away the money and this could all be on COPS.

Soundtrack CD’s were sooooo good in the 90s!! The Forrest Gump soundtrack was outstanding, same with Pulp Fiction. I know that some dedicated souls create the playlists on Spotify but it isnt the same :(

Does this have to do with the death of the movie soundtrack in general? I was a teenager of the 90s and lived for soundtracks (Singles, Pulp Fiction, Clueless) because it was a way to get a mix of artists on one CD. RIP CD’s. 

Is it just me, or do there seem to be more hands in that photo then there ought to be? Either way, it’s weird.

A year after giving birth, I started getting ads about boob jobs and tummy tucks. Charming

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

I’ve run into several fraudulent rental listings on Craiglist. They take photos from a realtors’ website, post it on Craigslist have some lame excuse bout being out of the country. “Mail us the deposit, and I’ll mail you the keys.” “Just go peak in the windows if you want to look at the place.”

I guess people have…

I wasn’t going to vote for Klobuchar in the primaries before anyway, but I don’t think I could honestly elect an official who looked at a salad, didn’t have a utensil, and thought you know what, I’ll just use my comb for this instead of using their goddamn fingers as our hominid ancestors intended.

How the fuck can you deny someone a trip to the bathroom? What is the reasoning, people are gonna treat it like a break and say they had to take a 30 minute dump? I’ve worked retail, I’ve managed people, I’ve had to ask people if they can wait for someone else to come back from the bathroom before leaving the sales…

Gaga gets with Cooper. I’m calling it. 

Maybe he wanted to get caught? I don’t have a theory on exactly why he would, but this incident kind of reminds me of something that happened when I was in high school. During my sophomore year, one day somebody posted incredibly racist flyers on the lockers on all of the black students in school. Everyone was…