So tired of this dude’s boneless Cabbage Patch face.

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

He is a forty-four year old man with bangs in his eyes. Of course he is a tool. That’s tool-hair. Ask around.

I knew Moore and he wouldn’t work out.

you know how some news breeds similar news? Kind of like how all of a sudden the earth was collapsing in on itself during all the sink holes. Well around this time my small town went into an uproar because someone thought they found a severed penis at a car wash.

I hate it, too but it does suit her aesthetic (which I also hate.)

I like when people go outside the box with their engagement ring but omg I really hate that one. 

Kim clearly isn’t aware of all the research that says the more lovey dovey crap you post on social media, the worse your relationship is.

They got him at TJMaxx

I’m 34 and just had a baby and I’m trying to do the math on how old I would want to be to have another and I’m like but I’m sooooo tired now.....how can I do this again...SO props to you! (it gets better right??)

I can count on one hand the # of times we’ve had a girl hit a guy

I was thinking Toxicity 

He seems really stuck on finding a scenario where it would be okay for him to hit a woman. 

My (purely anecdotal) Pros of being an older momma: patience, established career, wisdom.

OMG. Do you remember all those videos people had of roving bands of black teens ready to destroy the white people a few years back?

I teach PreK. My son is in the same school, but in a different classroom. I honestly don’t know if I would stay with my class or go to my baby. 

I knew some catty girls at my school, we all did. Hell, I wasn’t always an angel myself. But because of the way women are socialized, especially in my middle-class, suburban neighborhood, we rarely resort to violence. If we do, shit has gone down.

It’s what young male conservatives talk about online. 100% he’s in some sort of red pill online forum.

I got a call from the middle school VP when my daughter was in 6th grade. She had kneed a boy so hard between the legs that they were debating taking him to the hospital, so she would receive in-school suspension. All she would tell the VP is that the boy was getting on her nerves. I told him to ask her what was…

a thumb.