WE HEARD THE HEARTBEAT THIS WEEK!!!!!!

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

I’m so happy to catch this early, since I was late last time! As of tomorrow, I am 6 weeks pregnant. Lab tests confirmed progesterone and hcG levels were all what they should be, and I’m nervous but excited. Of course my child would start out stubborn- my husband and I realized we had miscalculated due dates at the…

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

Ok Jezzies... I’m pregnant! Two months ago I got pregnant, and was so touched by everyone’s congrats, then miscarried very soon thereafter (and was touched by all condolences). Now, 2 home tests and 2 rounds of bloodwork show everything is going well, and I’m almost 5 weeks. I’m terrified and excited and honestly just…

Hello! I am alive! Surgery went stunningly well, the surgeon told Mr. Bells it was “routine” and that he didn’t even need to stop my heart to place the valve (!!). Waking up was an adventure, as I apparently tried to pull my own breathing tube out a couple of times, and then for the rest of the day I’d fall asleep in…

They’re secretly preparing for the next product, for people that want a little more than kisses... Hershey’s- Just the Tip.

If Hershey’s just gave the chocolate a living wage, the kisses wouldn’t need tips.

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

You have a much stronger moral compass than I do; I’d just go snag it.

That place is tiny. Whoever staged it for them is colorblind. Those reds are awful.

So it happened! After 28 months, three miscarriages in the first year, and then “unexplained infertility” over 12 cycles with a Reproductive Endocrinologist I FINALLY got pregnant again. 6 eggs and an IUI and it took. It’s super early, I don’t even go in for my betas until Tuesday but the test is unmistakably pregnant…

So I’ve posted before on SNS recently that I was preparing to leave my husband. Well tonight’s night 3 in my apartment. The very first time I’ve ever lived alone as an adult. It’s surreal. I spent the day either on the bed smoking a bowl or unpacking & making space for my sofa delivery & assembly tomorrow.  I can’t…

Pregnancy is always no-go territory. I will never ask if someone is pregnant, no matter how obvious it may appear. I would also never speculate on said pregnancy to anyone. You never know what someone is going through and reproductive choices are intensely personal.

It’s so refreshing not to have a massive list of still-loading tweets to try to scroll past before they manage to load! This is the best Barf Bag ever!

Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Mississippi has requested that there be no audience or media presence at her debate with Democratic runoff challenger Mike Espy.

Am a lawyer. Don’t find this amusing in the least. I also don’t like arguing for the sake of arguing and in a relationship it sews discord and creates chaos. I love them both, but I would not have wasted my time pursuing a relationship with a person who didn’t share my values.

Take a day off from your shit job and go get the good one.

I am the official family leftie, having been born and raised in the SF Bay Area. The rest of my family is from a small town in Trump Country and most of them still live in the area where they grew up. So I’m the go-to relative for the kids of my cousins who are (pick one or more) coming out as gay, in an interracial…

You should have explained in your first post that you were nuts. It would have saved me the trouble of reading this thread.