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Got to say I might have hated being dumped at the end of last year but given a recent conversation I had with the ex where they spent half an hour talking about how much they missed me and how they wished I lived closer etc etc only to terminate the conversation the moment another person turned up I have to say... I’m

I’m a museum assistant and today we had an unpleasant elderly woman. She felt it was necessary to make rude comments, within earshot, after I briefly greeted her and her husband from my desk whilst working on our programming for next week. She subsequently complained to our museum director about several museum

My husband has not been doing his part for our 2-month old and I am about to murder him, but we have a dinner reservation for our first post baby date night that’s been on the books for like four months. I would rather take a bath and read a book that has nothing to do with parenting for two hours, but hey. At least I

Wow. This is so early. Yay! I get to procrastinate earlier tonight.

But maybe you have to show your ID to buy one?  Fighter jets count as groceries, right?

I was a graduate student around the same time with the alleged victim, in a different department. I cannot give you much detail, because I would like to stay anonymous. I took Avital’s classes, but she was not in my diss committee. I’m commenting on an article for the first time, but I felt like what I know should be

This is one of the reasons that anti-union types LOOOOVE using the word “Tenure” in reference to K-12 teachers. What we get is in no way like the tenure at a university. We generally get a guarantee that we will be given a warning and/or explanation when we’re getting fired, and a chance to defend ourselves. We do

YES. I have zero fucking sympathy for her. She may not have chosen this, but she did choose to marry an anthropomorphic pile of vomit posing as a human being, while (at best) tacitly condoning his worst impulses while he sets fire to the world. Boo fucking hoo if she’s unhappy.

His name is Nimrod??

“smelly heavyweight monster”

“You know, I met a Holocaust survivor in Long Beach. He survived concentration camps, and he said this was worse.[...]

Nev Shulman of Catfish.

Me: “That’s awful! Nobody should ever be made to fear for their safety like that, and nobody should ever be subjected to that kind of hurtful, dehumanizing rhetoric.”

I’m still waiting for the dark drama starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Rick Schroder and Jason Priestley (all of whom have grown into surprisingly good actors) as former teen TV stars turned buddy cops who solve violent crimes while dealing with the difficulties of midlife relationships. (Jason Bateman, Jaleel White and

Right? It should be Winnie the Pee.

Knowing this family, “it has to do with his bankroll” is just the public answer. The real reason is because the first time they did “it” she said “awww, they’re so cute, like two little Junior Mints!” And you fucking KNOW it...

If the ceremony didn’t begin with:

I agree with Rude Negro. When you ask for advice about a bad situation and EVERYBODY gives you the same advice, but yet you choose to ignore it then you’ve got no one else to blame but yourself. Hey, TheFace, WHY do you keep asking about this? Are you waiting for someone to encourage you and tell you that you’ll be

At this point I'm thinking you deserve the shitstorm coming your way.