Can we please move SNS to 7pm? Some of us are old and like to go to bed at 10.

I was recently telling the following story to someone and had a big (sad) aha! moment.

There really shouldn’t be cops, or at least lethally-armed cops, who are under 25. If any field should require full brain development before qualifying, it’s law enforcement. Start training them earlier, fine. They should be well-trained with a firearm, and never twitchy and inclined to pull it unnecessarily... but…

Huh. So...an 18yr old could still just cross state lines and buy a gun? Cool cool cool.

I liked him as Jordan’s brother in Scrubs who died of cancer. It was a phenomenal episode.

This is pretty much the closest character to Ted

Maggie once shot a guy, Homer is hugely negligent in his position of environmental oversight, Bart regularly commits fraud, and Marge is an ex-felon with a gambling addiction, but for some reason she’s the moral authority of the family. Sounds like the GOP to me.

Clearly the deputy was not ‘adept’ with guns. He should have passed off his pistol to the 2nd period social studies teacher.

This is going to be unpopular; Homer is a dick. He’s selfish and lazy and complacent. Yeah I know he does kind things occasionally but mostly he’s a dick. He’s the guy who treats you like shit, does one nice thing, and uses it as leverage the other 99% of the time. If Homer was a real guy, you would want nothing to do…

I was not aware of Flea doing a bass only rendition. I wouldn’t imagine that would go over well. I *just* watched the Fergie video and ohhhh boy. She reminds me of a friend of mine who is not a professional singer, but verrrrry much thinks she is. She sings in that same kind of dramatic way. So bad.

I’m an old too and I don’t know when one turned into the other. Something something young people, something something phones.

Okay but can we talk semantics? Is it because I am an old that these are yoga pants:

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Kimmel chuckling at 2:06 makes it so much better.

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

Somebody’s banging the whole White House

Hope Hicks.

Your 9-year-old deserves better a better influence than you.

I work at a school and think through shooting scenarios pretty regularly, whether it’s a paranoia when I see someone in a long coat or with an especially packed backpack, or the countless nightmares I’ve had... it’s on my mind A LOT. So I don’t blame you at all. I think it’s an understandable thought process.