I’ll do it for you. Can’t wait to see how Bristol Palin’s third try at abstinence works out!

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

The steam pipe trunk distribution venue!

The subtle trolling (shade?) throughout the article is amazing. My favorite is the title, “Louise Linton is Super-Duper Sorry.”

Dumpster fires are contained. 

Don’t forget the Mice!

Well, Jennifer Aniston is my age, and I’m sure she’s been having cosmetic procedures for a while.

I’d suggest she find a lawyer. Contact legal aid or see if she’s got a law school clinic in her area. If not she may be able to find an attorney willing to work with her on payments. She needs someone to advocate for her instead of having to deal with him wanting everything on his terms.

Sorry, but Meg Ryan should be the cautionary tale for any actress who feels pressured to go under the knife to recapture youth. Whoopi and Molly Shannon both look wonderful and normal sitting next to her and they’re roughly the same age as Meg.

Hi! I haven’t checked in in a long while but I thought you guys would want to know how Catalina is doing! Info and pics to follow!

Would love it if any American who finds themselves around Pence at an event starts chanting, “U-S-Gay! U-S-Gay! U-S-Gay! and turns that uncomfortable frozen rictus smile of his into an endurance event.

Unlike the seven presidents who came before him, Donald Trump does not read

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

You sound like the exact person the Kardashian marketing people dream of when they go to bed at night.

I don’t normally comment on people’s looks, but fucking hell! That is a hard, hard looking 29. Like, when I was growing up and Designing Women was my favorite show, and yeah that was the crapton of makeup that was normal. But this bitch, even with contouring has dewlaps that most 50 years olds are just approaching. Is…

Pelosi spoke for 8 hours and 7 minutes, not 6 hours. Figures a woman would get docked more than 2 hours for work she performed.

So the Girl Scouts are going to punish her. But still keep all the money she made for them. Correct?

Having spent like 7 years at the UCB, I can tell you that Aaron Glaser is in fact a known scumbag (arrogant, pompous, and, as stated here, a dude whose name was floated around in NY comedy circles —women warning other women—for a very long time before he ever got reported.) Also, at least one rather detailed report…

We love, love, love Frankie and Grace. There are some surprisingly serious turns in the show the season - not saying more.