It’s actually quite remarkable: he managed to endorse two losing candidates for the same Senate seat!

You beat me to it! This line REALLY made me wonder:

That was my take.

He heard they lost the Alabama election primarily because of black woman and had to get rid of her. Since the token black female represents all black people and such.

That profile in the Daily Beast...was she pretending she was on the West Wing?

They just posted a video of Omarosa being escorted off the White House grounds.

Good Work, Alabama. You barely did the right thing!

I snorted at this comment, and then I saw your username and literally slapped my knees with laughter. Well done, you.

If ModCloth experienced immaculate conception via Anthropologie, these Insta accounts would be the baby Jesus, and I would root for Pontius Pilate.

I’m hearing Keith Morrison’s voice over a montage of these photos on Dateline NBC: “Two young women, using their beauty in an online race for popularity. It was all fun until one day that race took a sinister turn when Jennifer/Rosie picked up bedazzled pickaxe and the glamour shot became a mugshot.”

That’s not how it’s done! You put a slice of cold cheddar on a piece of cold apple pie the next day, not when it’s hot! No melting! Goes good with coffee.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

“Beanie Feldstein” is the best name I’ve heard in a long, long time. It’s the name we need these days.

This probably isn’t what you want to hear, but go home and go to bed. Yes, you have a lot to do, but you’ll be so much more productive and on top of everything if you get a real night of sleep. Make a deal with yourself that if you go to bed tonight at a reasonable hour you’ll wake up early tomorrow and start studying…

Catalina has been doing great! We went for some checkups last week and all things considered she’s meeting milestones in acceptable times. We confirmed she has perfectly normal hearing, which is awesome, and now I know she just likes to ignore us!

“because they don’t want poor people of color to reproduce” FIFY

That definitely falls in the craft world! Would love to see a before and after when you’re done!

Long Island Ice Tea = the raw sewage of alcohic beverages.

I did this recently and I loved the result. I recommend using the contact paper that looks like marble for the counter top. It turns out really awesome and it’s super cheap.

Today Big Foot and I had the absolute best day- we found a new place to eat which sits next to a little touristy/craft shop. While there she became very excited about a gift for her program lead “Mr. Ernie” so yes, we did in fact buy the man “glass bacon”. It literally is what you think it might be. We have giggled…