I am starting to get some basic embroidery skills, so I am making coasters. Here is a crewel one that I have almost finished.

My adoption of my daughter became official this past Thursday. My husband adopted her, too. It was pretty fucking awesome. I worked so hard to get her back. So many years. Feels good as hell, y’all.

Hi everybody! This is kind of a perfect night for Pumpkinandy! I did some Christmas shopping today, went to library too, and tonight I’m watching the Ohio State/ Wisconsin game, with Masie on my lap. I’m listening to the Counting Crows and drinking 2017 Beaujolais Nouveau (jewel like color, fresh, new wine taste).

With only 1.5oz of alcohol that is a shitty long island. Even for a dollar.

I feel like 2017 would be Aftershock, Everclear and Jaeger boilermakered into Mad Dog. With a bitters chaser.

How much do you want to bet the Trump thinks?

I’m grey so someone please bring this out but is anyone else hoping Brock Turner gets his appeal and then a longer sentence?

I coached a bunch of middle schoolers at a robotics competition today. Seeing all those kids giving up a Saturday for science and engineering makes me optimistic for the future.

This week’s column actually solves itself.

This is going to be tone-policed to death, but damn if it ain’t fucking awesome.

Well, that may certainly explain quite a bit.

By “processing” I assume she means this:

It’s very generous to describe Geraldo’s word-vomit as “thoughts”

Ann Curry has been smiling all day, I bet.

Wasn’t Guthrie alleged to have been a lover prior to her marriage?

A note to parents: BYO sippy cup to the bars.

When they elected Walker?

YES.

On the list of reprehensibly deceptive things Sanders has done, comparing herself in any way with The West Wing is one of the most egregious and delusional.

Damn it, I was hoping the headline meant Sarah Huckabee Sanders had released a video of herself doing “The Jackal.”