In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

*stars*

I don’t know who she is, but her concave stomach is hard to look at.

Matt Lauer is probably uneasy right now. There have been stories about him for years, so he might be next.

They know those kids are future voters. They also know that doing anything that might appeal to them would alienate their donors and their base, and so are hoping that they’ll vote at low rates and that the rest can be handled with voter ID laws and gerrymandering.

Wasn’t he kind of like that on The Larry Sanders Show?

If only Jeffrey Tambor had been in a show in which his character was incarcerated for abusing his position of power and was constantly reminded of “not touching”.

I would just like to share the greatest uniform ever.

She’s such a racist trashcan.

An admitted child rapist not believing a victim and defending a man from claims of assault? I’m shocked.

My first thought on seeing the Lena headlines was that the victim is probably a woman of color. I had to trawl through the Daily Mail piece to find out I was right. Lena Durnham could not be more predictable if she tried.

Lena Dunham is trash. She is garbage. No one should be surprised. Is anyone surprised?

The statement was so maddening my mind shut down. It’s like she read Kevin Spacey’s apology/coming out and was like “Kevin, hold my beer.”

get many of their ideas into Bill!”

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

I celebrated five years sober on Wednesday. It still feels surreal sometimes. My daughter wrote the most beautiful, touching note to me. It was the sweetest thing I’ve ever read. Been a rough week emotionally, these sexual assault revelations are super tough and bring up a lot of stuff. Hope everyone is doing okay.

It reminds me of scuzzy dudes on the subway, etc who do this. CK is basically a nasty perv on the subway who has a job.

Would we be able to find a separate space for the accusations against predatory famous men than in Dirt Bag? Maybe a separate daily feature called Grab Bag? It feels a little too serious and important to kick off the daily gossip round up with sexual assault allegations every day.

Fuck that, I’m Surya Bonaly

Omg I actually remember that ad. SO well.