Anyone with a smidgen less entitlement would have withdrawn their name by now. This guys a fucking sociopath. A raging drunk sociopath. 

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

The penalty for low blows is Tom Brady’s fault.
The penalty for full weight on the QB is Aaron Rodger’s fault.
The penalty for bad dick picks is Brett Favre’s fault.

Honestly, I don’t think you should have answered the first question. If the answer wasn’t that obvious to the person, they probably shouldn’t be buying a new car with such a lack of common sense.

Negative equity rollover

Dude, I told you I didn’t want any TruCoat, you fuckin liar!

Negative equity rollover, yo!

And who did the Jets beat this season?  Ah yes, the lions!  

They won! Their 1-1-1 record is just delightful. And the Jets are cemented as the team the Browns finally beat, that feels right

This. I have my phone. I just need a radio. Just drive the dang car people. All this infotainment stuff will be outdated in a few years anyways.

• Sam Bradford completed 17 passes for a grand total of 90 yards.

Step 1: Have a volume knob

But you had to buy that generation Taurus in the first place. Why would you do that?

Distracting, have to take eyes off the road, too many features that aren’t even necessary (Do you really need to change the background photo to your dog’s ?). Infotainment systems are just one other reason that actual driving physics don’t matter much anymore, because the Android / Apple CarPlay is more important now…

Neutral: Mid 90s center stacks that only had the basics.

Obligatory

Yeah but Aaron Rodgers got hurt so the whole fucking league has to change.

Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

I wonder if they would have fleed the interview, had you sent the cops in after them.

You may not be familiar with american football - there is a common maneuver called a ‘tackle’, in which you use your body weight to force a player on the other team the ground. This is a normal and expected part of the game.