Um, just where is Buffalo, Minneapolis?

Anything will make it over 200k

“Here we use Suburbans and Excursions and downright dump trucks to go get a quart of milk.”

well in defense... what the hell was the cop doing just sitting there? Waiting on an invitation?! I feel the road rage just watching that... GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

Technically, if there’s no rocker panel left, how can there be any rust on it?

Take your star eh hoser.

This is the look of a man who wonders what choices brought him here.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

I’m partial to this one myself:

I guess Canada just didn’t have the stones today.

6th. The 5th is the one that says if you bring Labatt’s to a cookout you can’t take a Steam Whistle.

The very reason that you think they would is why they don’t. Camry owners aren’t replacing their damaged bumpers.

Thirteen to eighteen is the correct number of gears.

I might have to turn in my Jalop Card for this, but my answer is none. No car.

Explains why they transferred from the U of M to UND back in their college days!

1984 Dodge Omni GLH, purchased for service as a winter beater. Unexpected spritely performance. Far more entertaining to drive than the Fiero Formula (V6, 5 speed) that I stored during the winter months. Quick ratio steering rack, flickable light weight and adequate power made it especially fun rallying rural dirt…

Sorry the BHP guy was just as much of a jerk in this situation. Yes, working with the public almost alway sucks, but instead of giving him the most common part for a 350, you have him the rarest. You could have just as easily worked with the guy.