I feel like I just saw that in a movie or TV show. Now I can't remember what its was.

We kept kosher (separate plates/silverware for meat & dairy, only kosher meats & food marked "kosher") at home, but when we went out (or went camping) we could eat whatever we wanted. (Grandma didn't keep kosher, which meant BLTs at her place).

Same here. My friends get all weepy over emotional stories about the kindness of strangers, or a kid hearing for the first time, etc. and I feel like the Grinch - no feels.

I had co-workers invite me at the last minute once, but I hadn't expected to be invited & things were transparent enough that it didn't feel awkward.

Mayo is the devil's seed.

Why are you in the grey zone?

That reminds me of the message that pops up during checkout at PetSmart (or PetCo): Do you want to help a shelter animal today? [yes] [no]

I do too - but it's only at certain times of year. My allergist said it's probably Oral Allergy Syndrome associated with pollen allergies.

I actually like mine with a touch of Sriracha.

My dad could not figure out what was wrong with the air purifier that was causing it to make a weird sound several times a day.

All I know is he posed for some pictures with puppies, which makes him OK in my book.

If mayo is the culmination of the pro-choice movement, I may have to rethink my stance on abortion.

I believe that the fact that we've reached a point that astronauts can share videos online while in outerspace, researchers can grow human ears on the backs of rodents and Tupac performed at Coachella, but we still can't figure out how cats purr is evidence of what superior creatures cats truly are.

Got one! (Thanks, I've misplaced my paperwhite). THANK YOU!!!

Got one! (Thanks, I've misplaced my paperwhite). THANK YOU!!!

This is the most upbeat commercial I've seen today. And you don't need to act any coke to it!

It's like the cat's button got permanently stuck on post-poop mode.

Amazon Fresh actually costs an additional $200/year. It's not included with the Prime Membership.

Amazon Fresh actually costs an additional $200/year. It's not included with the Prime Membership.

I agree.

It bugs me when "Ivy League" is used as a slur, because my brother and I both got Ivy League educations, but neither of us got in because of some elitist networking.

This. While *maybe* The Colbert Report may have attracted some right wing fans who don't get sarcasm, The Daily Show is just preaching to the choir.