I feel like Jon Stewart has reached a point of realizing that "gentle jabs" and attempts to have an intelligent discussion get nowhere, so now he's just bluntly telling Huckabee why Huckabee sucks and calling him out on his shit.

Plus, I'm no forensics expert (though I do read a lot of true crime books), but doesn't a bullet tend to penetrate the skin, while a paintball would be more of a blunt force trauma?

Maybe also block out the merchant ID in the pic?

I want to feel more sympathetic, but the paintball lie makes it tougher.

I think the new U.S. Surgeon General is classifying gunshot wounds as a top health issue here.

I think of that every time I'm tempted to just give berries a quick rinse before eating them.

Technically "scores of" (vs. "by the score") can just mean "a large number".

Smiling seems to make his face's profile look longer (taller?) than we're used to seeing.

I'm laughing because I didn't know which comment I'd made that you were replying to & felt a little bad that it took me a week to notice you'd left such a supportive comment.

OMG - I was thinking "plane" as in "airplane"!

I first read your comment as "Dirt Bags from mobile homes" and thought people were upset with Jezebel for "trailer park-shaming".

What is a "meat plane"? (I never heard that before)

Poor Penny.

I'd love to see how it would work out if men & women were also judged equally in the acting categories.

I spend time looking at reviews before I buy dish soap or batteries. I can't fathom not doing a least a little research before choosing underwear for my wedding, much less my dress, if I'm ordering it online.

The mental image of a random chicken nugget in the rain makes me think of some kid lagging behind his mom, thoughts lost in the deliciousness of his chicken nuggets.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!

I like that it's occupation is "pet".

I always feel like the best way to tell what a celebrity is "really" like is by how they behave after being "Punk'd" or on Howard Stern.

At first I thought you meant the kids, not the outfits and thought you were being a little harsh on them.