Poor Penny.

I'd love to see how it would work out if men & women were also judged equally in the acting categories.

I spend time looking at reviews before I buy dish soap or batteries. I can't fathom not doing a least a little research before choosing underwear for my wedding, much less my dress, if I'm ordering it online.

The mental image of a random chicken nugget in the rain makes me think of some kid lagging behind his mom, thoughts lost in the deliciousness of his chicken nuggets.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!

I like that it's occupation is "pet".

I always feel like the best way to tell what a celebrity is "really" like is by how they behave after being "Punk'd" or on Howard Stern.

At first I thought you meant the kids, not the outfits and thought you were being a little harsh on them.

Do you still like grapes?

I miss Rudy & Rudy Too.

Feel free to dismiss this too - but before someone else jumps all over you for this, when referring to humans, the word is "intersex" (vs. "hermaphrodite").

I especially liked "fingerling babies". :)

I was hoping this means Mark Schrayber (sorry if I butchered the spelling!) got a mini gopro for his guinea pig and we just got an accidental glimpse at his upcoming story on what Martha Stewart is *really* like with only guinea pigs around as witnesses.

Yeah, I know this is victim-blamey, but I feel like I put more effort on researching how I could carry my yoga mat on a plane (for some reason folding it didn't occur to me) than they did about traveling with their kid.

Yeah, I know this is victim-blamey, but I feel like I put more effort on how I could carry a yoga mat on a plane (for some reason folding it didn't occur to me) than they did about traveling with their kid.

I always feel a little guilty watching Maru videos when my cat is sitting next to me. I feel like it would be the equivalent of an SO watching videos of Carmen Electra on a sybian, while I sit there patiently wanting him to pet *me*.

I'm pretty sure this is what I look like when I raid the 'fridge when I'm stoned.

Where might I find a ping pong tetherball contraption for my cat (to probably ignore, since she's American and therefore lazy & complacent)?

She might not be recording shows this week.