Just wanted to give a shout out to RCC.

(I was hoping someone not-in-the-grays would ask this!)

That's very similar to my lottery dream.

I can't believe I missed out on the Groupon for a cat!

During a news segment on some vegetable-related outbreak, a doctor (not Oz) said to never eat uncooked sprouts unless you grow your own.

And it probably saves him the headache of dealing with complaints.

I only knew one person when I moved here. When he & I had a falling out, I actually answered a craigslist ad from someone else looking for friends.

I'm the same way.

I'm the same way.

The only way I'd get married in a Chucky Cheese would require a hazmat suit be retrofitted into a wedding dress.

I start feeling guilty when I do that because I'm convinced my cat knows what I am thinking and I feel like I'm being unfaithful by choosing names for her potential future replacements.

Do you think about which photos of you they should use?

I want a version of the Billy Corgan shirt that says "ignore your amygdyla"!

I feel like I can never get a flight attendant to slow down in the aisle to stop long enough to take my one cup that's preventing me from putting my tray table back up to toss - and that's when they're carrying the garbage bag up & down the aisle for that very purpose.

yay! I was wondering how it turned out. :)

Seriously. By 12:30 I'd made chicken soup, called my family, fed the cat and "loaned" my neighbor some maple syrup for a recipe.

Whenever I see a random article of clothing or garbage bag somewhere where there's dirt or foliage, I wonder if it's part of a crime scene.

Also, they were Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee.