Not necessarily a conscious decision - but I haven't dated a guy with a dog since ;-)

Half expecting him to admit to Oprah that he never even had cancer to begin with.

So not a single paper fact-checked?

Oddly relieved to know this is a thing....

See that's when I'd want to shoot back with some piercing witty comeback but would be so shocked that at the moment the best I could muster would be "Well I went to the jerk store & they were all out of YOU".

The answer is two words: Jacintha Saldanha

Seriously. I never knew this was a period thing until someone mentioned it the comments on some other period-related post here.

Is it possible that this was actually from *David* Duke University, the Confederate version of Hogwarts whose young Knights all aspire to be Grand Wizards one day?

Something similar happened to John Kerry's daughter - nipple exposure

I snorted when I read I got your nose.

Lol!

*hugs* I'm still trying to get my brain & my esteem to synch up so that it sinks in that my bf won't decide he's over me or get repulsed by the idea of getting bjs from me just because I hate that my clothes don't fit anymore.

Sign me up!

I think the reason Gaga was mentioned here was because she said: "Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it?"

I don't know - but I just bought the single on itunes!

Please ignore your husband. This is awesome!

+100

This.

My dad was exhumed (apparently my mom returns *everything* - even cemetery plots). It didn't even occur to me to take the day off.

Adorbsy is my new favorite word