Ewww.

OMG - this would be The Best!

Let me guess, she shares an office with Gawker's anonymous therapist.

I rely on HeTexted.com for dating strategies. #sorryfeminists

Curious how much of an actual overlap there is between Jezebel readers and HeTexted submitters.

#sorryfeminists tweets that are serious by ppl who don't get it bug me.

It actually can kill someone (see my reply to @apricot_poodle)

It actually can produce a bunch of severe side-effects including death, but diarrhea isn't one of them.

I thought *this* sounded disturbing, then I read a review from last year and am thinking Meredith got off easy.

This.

Fuck Ashley Goldfond. She's a miserable cunt.

So all those stories about "wilding" and warnings to avoid the park side of the street were made up?

If we're going to rally around letting the lips shine through, we need to be prepared for the Moose Knuckle Revolution that will most certainly follow.

#10. This. (I would copy & paste the exact part, but apparently am having ctrl+c issues)

I respectfully disagree.

I'm right there with you.

I made the grave error of reading through the other responses to that post.

Oh - and your family is totally adorable. I love the pics!

I love the Judge Judy idea! And she should have gotten extra points for barfing.

This.