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Just curious, was there a moment when you thought not to make this comment, because that was a critical moment. 

Exactly.  Everest has become Coachella.

BUT....why tease us with Bran having a look to see what Drogan was doing...and not letting us see? The. Hell.”

“TODAY was one of the WORST days I’ve had in a VERY long time.”
Imagine leading such a charmed life that the impact of the NBA Draft lottery could have this kind of impact on you.  I’m just saying Steven A. may gain some life perspective by talking to someone like Floyd Mayweather’s ex.

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

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stop it marvin

He really took it to heart when people told him he needed to move on from humping waitresses.

That text conversation is definitely a real and not-manufactured conversation that actual human beings have.

Choki

Just as a word of advice to anybody considering any of this:

Are you related to famed Dutch hater, Nigel Powers?

The stoppage was so that the NCAA could investigate the players receiving improper food benefits.

I’ve always suspected the people who chant S-E-C want to be chanting C-S-A.

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Nah, I bet these kids were raised by kangaroos, who are famously shitty animals.

Unless of course he’s standing on his head?

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate