*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

Nah. She would have ran the loop counting the miles upwards 3, 4, 5, 6 and then when she got to the 6.4 checkpoint she physically took a photograph of the 11 mile sign, ‘grammed it and went home.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

All of which is to say that the circumstances around Manziel’s sudden release are quite mysterious.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

That kid did a double tap, so by law it is he who has the cooties now. 

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

...and the only legible line reads “more tits!” underlined several times.

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

Driven monthly.  Period.

...about the Dukes of Hazzard.  

Give up, always give up.

C’mon, what does this have to do with Jim Irsay?

Damn, just two syllables short of the best haiku of all time.

There were no winners in that video, but the conscious attempts by people on the left to crucify these kids without making proper reference to everything that led up to it, show their biases, not the kids.

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

Until he changes his name to Poorbum Conspicuous, yeah. 

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

+1 brought to you by Carl’s Jr.