Bet Elizabeth Warren isn’t so proud to be a Cougar now...

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

“Free the Juice” is the least surprising thing I see here

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

C’mon, these are cadets. Let them enjoy almost winning on a clearly delineated field before they hit the real world. It will be bad enough when the current class gets graduated early to invade Greenland and wherever it is that hurricanes come from.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

Who knew this guy was in the NFL.

And the Skeleton Twins ... ?

Took me a second there...

I feel ashamed that i get your joke. 

Huh. He doesn’t look Japanese.

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”

Oh I’ve had it. My eyes were crying harder than Jim Irsay when he can't find his pills.

tell me you’re a letterkenny fan?

Warning Shark

I assume he didn’t want to risk an injury that would prevent him from giving his post-game press conference in the really cool hat he had picked out.

BONG