I’m pretty sure Golf Clap is what you get from raw-dogging it with Tiger Woods.

Snyder seems like the kind of guy who would drag him in at 5 A.M. to fire him and make him pay for parking because, you know, free parking is for employees only.

“I don’t know when the “I don’t need no stinkin’ expert” phenomenon began...”

I don’t trust anyone who isn’t a Letterkenny fan.

Don't knock the shrimp cocktail 'til you've tried it, big shoots.

“According to CNBC, the failed test was the first last time SpaceX had allowed official footage to be taken of the Starship development process.”

If he didn’t object to the media attention over his “accomplishments”, you can’t really say they (the media, investigators, running enthusiasts, etc) should take their foot off the gas when the truth was revealed. Couldn’t really have it both ways, could he?

Reza’s time of death was unoffically recorded as 2:32PM, which an LA County Coroner’s Office spokeman said would be subject to further review, “Because, you know, come on.”

The surveillance camera footage is floating around out there. No way this was a robbery. It was a straight-up assassination attempt.

I was handed free tickets to a Rays game when I lived in Tampa.  Boss let us have the afternoon off to attend.  It was there that I had one of the greatest naps I’ve ever enjoyed.  I’m not remotely kidding.

So 77 attempts and they couldn’t hit anyone?

Underrated. Have a star.

+1 Let Go Of My Sideburns

Flopping? I think he was trying to avoid swallowing that dude’s balls.

This horrible dipshit saddled her innocent child with this name in the hopes that this precise situation would develop at some point and she’d get to be on TV.

This would’ve been better if Vince Tyra’s car was parked right below it.

+1 soap-on-a-rope lock-in-a-sock

Enough already, Harrison Ford.

Christ, I sure as shit don’t want to know what the secret ingredient is in a Gronk Bar...

Christ, I sure as shit don’t want to know what the secret ingredient is in a Gronk Bar...

Subtle, yet sublime.  You get all the stars I can dole out!  So, you know...just the one.