Lane Kiffin just offered.

Sorry to hear we lost an emaciated cougar.

Back in the mid-90's I flew, in uniform, with about half a dozen other Marines to attend MOS school in California. We flew into Palm Springs via connection through Phoenix. This was the height of the Unabomber scare and he had just threatened to bomb LAX, so they were doing extra bag checks and we all had to empty our…

You mean to tell me that in that absolutely bizarre, surreal moment where once-in-a-lifetime absurdity was unfolding right in front of their eyes they laughed at the sight instead of thinking of the taxpayers? THE GALL.

“There are some strange people in the military...”

He could be a dick. Dicks fuck pussies, but sometimes dicks also fuck assholes.

Tool: Disposition - Reflection - Triad on Lateralus.

There’s a reason the Giants got the better end of this deal, but I can’t quite put my fing on it...

+1 slick joke.

Anyone else read the headline and scream, “HOLY FUCK, HE’S ONLY BEEN IN OFFICE FOR A HUNDRED DAYS?!?!”

If you handed Donald Trump a loaded weapon, he would shoot himself in the dick or someone else in the face in less than 15 seconds. It’d be like a scene out of a Police Academy movie.

Good job being THAT fucking guy. Your opinion is unpopular because you’re being a dick.

Dude. No.

That’s the look of a man who knows, deep inside his heart, that he will never coach in that game.

Crazy. They all left China with identical stat lines:

We’d much prefer that someone rescue us all from Jim Irsay, please and thank you.

“I find them to be horrifically unfunny...”

All I can say is thank Christ the NCAA kept Central Florida’s kicker off of Youtube. Somebody think of the children (of the hookers impregnated by Louisville players).

Easy, man. Those crabs didn’t ask to be shoplifted.

My wife is an IU alum from the same time Fogle was there and confirmed this. When he first started showing up on TV, she and all of her college friends were like, “Jesus...is that the porn guy???” He evidently had a booming porn rental business going.