Isn’t this kinda-sorta the plot of a terrible Vincent Gallo movie?

“Cleveland Browns Punish Cleveland Browns Player By Making Him Play More Football For Cleveland Browns.”

Lane Kiffin just offered.

What, you mean like the back of a Volkswagen?

Sorry to hear we lost an emaciated cougar.

Back in the mid-90's I flew, in uniform, with about half a dozen other Marines to attend MOS school in California. We flew into Palm Springs via connection through Phoenix. This was the height of the Unabomber scare and he had just threatened to bomb LAX, so they were doing extra bag checks and we all had to empty our…

You mean to tell me that in that absolutely bizarre, surreal moment where once-in-a-lifetime absurdity was unfolding right in front of their eyes they laughed at the sight instead of thinking of the taxpayers? THE GALL.

“There are some strange people in the military...”

He could be a dick. Dicks fuck pussies, but sometimes dicks also fuck assholes.

Tool: Disposition - Reflection - Triad on Lateralus.

There’s a reason the Giants got the better end of this deal, but I can’t quite put my fing on it...

+1 slick joke.

Anyone else read the headline and scream, “HOLY FUCK, HE’S ONLY BEEN IN OFFICE FOR A HUNDRED DAYS?!?!”

If you handed Donald Trump a loaded weapon, he would shoot himself in the dick or someone else in the face in less than 15 seconds. It’d be like a scene out of a Police Academy movie.

Good job being THAT fucking guy. Your opinion is unpopular because you’re being a dick.

Dude. No.

That’s the look of a man who knows, deep inside his heart, that he will never coach in that game.

Crazy. They all left China with identical stat lines:

We’d much prefer that someone rescue us all from Jim Irsay, please and thank you.

“I find them to be horrifically unfunny...”