BEETLE JUICE

Not to mention it is from a factory in a whole other country. Probably boxes of chicken nuggets sitting around in customs for awhile, yummmm

Did you steal this article from my mind because this is entirely how I feel about Dragon Age.
I really don't mind the sidequests, they're fun and don't feel like a chore, there is enough variation in them to keep me from being annoyed and the chance to hear banter while running around doing things in a beautiful game…

most sewer water is recycled you know that right? If you drink tap water there's a good chance it was in someones or even your toilet once upon a time.
Also mountain water does need to be treated and purified, it's full of bacteria and/or parasites that would otherwise wreck you, it's probably has had dead animals in…

Mmmm poop juice!

I thought the cover photo had something to do with Descent 3 at first and I got really giddy. I am getting old.

I work as a receptionist and I direct some calls and screen telemarketers for my company; as in, I'm not customer support. We generally deal with support online, not via phones, so the calls I get are generally stragglers who can't figure out the internet.
But let me tell you, it's amazing how many hostile, aggressive…

Lame, only 3 new missions again with House of Wolves? at least it seems like the potential Comet expansion will have a hefty addition to the story. They were definitely on the right track with The Dark Below with the changes to the story but it certainly needed to be lengthier.

Ah yes, as a women I have to so say I'm so unbelievably oppressed by a drawing, my rights... what even are rights? I forgot because a drawing has taken them away from me! This is obviously the most dire thing "oppressing" women in the world, better call it sexism and get more upset.

I have a feeling Dragon Age 4 might be more about this or the Grey Wardens in general, tbh there is still unfinished stuff with the Inquisition and companions that needs to be covered before going back to the Hero of Ferelden. it seems the Grey Warden outcomes in DA:I could end up being a full length game, rather than…

Viv is SUCH a bitch, I love her.

I am still a little sad Cullen can't be a party member, you know the banter would be amusing especially if you're romancing him, I can imagine Bull or Sera asking the best questions and making him amusingly flustered and irritated.
Plus, I want to put one of those stupid Orlesian hats on him so badly, you have no idea.

wait, since when was ODST getting remastered?

Good lord, that Call of Duty video though o_o

*Looks at the soccer game* I CAN SEE THAT.
(I am trying to give you sass but I'm tired and its probably not working)

Praise for mentioning Thief, loved the old games, was heartbroken to hear the new one was so bad.

Im just jealous because I want to be rich and have a retarded house tbh

The mounts are pretty badass if you even use the mounts. The weapons are okay but they're out-leved by in-game items pretty quickly, they look pretty though so I dunno, would be more of an incentive if there was a vanity system or something.
The soundtrack is AMAZING though and I would say 10 bucks for the soundtrack…

I hope not because these aren't on the same level as the Expansions I remember growing up. This should be considered DLC.

I don't get them either, and while we're talking about it I don't really get Skylanders. I can get the reason why it would appeal to people though, I assume its the same way people collect Pokemon cards, Yugioh, and Magic cards, D&D or Warhammer figurines, but honestly I get that more than this amiibo stuff. I have a…