Can't make the short throw but thanks to The Goat, its now an issue.

I like to mix pickle juice, hot sauce, and mustard and use it as veggie dip. I like to also add cottage cheese to that same concoction and use it as a dip for crackers. Lastly, I like to put a pickle spear, Sriracha, cheese, and lunch meat in a tortilla and eat it hot...or cold. College forced me to get this creative…

If you're gonna have a pizza this you'll have to use both hands!

The dick pizza is in!

Winner!

Beautiful.

That's what I told my wife the first time I put my pee pee in her.

It's a game changer!

She really did put a lot of thought into the whole thing. To be honest, I was jealous I didn't think of doing that first to my wife.

Never a dull moment!

That is great. Once my son is able to articulate this well, I know I'm doomed to hear/see this.

My nine year old yelled at the top of her lungs while I'm a half-cup of coffee into my morning (full cup needed to start processing) that her two year old brother was "pooping in the potty". Since this is something I've been working very hard on with her brother I zoomed to the bathroom, only to find my son naked in…

I wish I was savvy enough to create a special pizza on their menu called "Pence's Pepperoni", with a penis shaped out of pepperoni on it.

He sounded like he was really shouting to the devil.

Ohhhhh...wow. I'm officially a disgrace.

Wow, what an Unskinny Blob.

Officer: "what the fuck were you thinking?"

Yeah, I agree with that. Solid movie with a very dark overtone, and well acted by both Penn's and Walken.

...and "At Close Range".

For whatever reason I really enjoy and respect his work on "Bad Boys". It's not exactly a "good" movie, and probably his most forgettable.