I had absolutely zero interest in seeing this movie until now. Charlie Hunnam has been my irrational celebrity crush since that horrible Katie Holmes movie "Abandon." The 14yo fan girl and the grown, somewhat kinky, woman in me can not pass up on an opportunity like this.

I mean it's guaranteed to make stupid amounts of money, right? People with awesome careers have made movies on that logic before.

Uh, Kanye? I hate to break it to you, sweetums, but you impregnated a Kardashian...you've already gone "that mainstream."

It looks to have some chocolate in it, too. I think he's trying to off his dog for the insurance money.

Someone make Katy Perry go away. Please?

I swear, when the word Applause is capitalised it looks like Apple Sauce. Every single time I see it.

I was never one for long winding phone calls as a kid, but I'll admit part of the comfort of being in a long distance relationship was knowing I was going to get a call on Skype every night before I went to bed.

I prefer criss-cut fries.

Let us not all forget the excellence of the young women from Hey Arnold! Even though Arnold was the (male) protagonist, the girls on that show were so wonderfully not cliche and complicated! As rich in personality as the boys! Amazing.

I'd like to add Lor and Tish (of The Weekenders) to this discussion.

PEPPER ANN PEPPER ANN MUCH TOO COOL FOR 7TH GRADE. SHE'S HER OWN GREATEST FAN PEPPER ANNNN!

I don't know how to say this without sounding like an asshole, so I'll just go ahead and say it.

No. Tradition dictates that the Royal Dog must wed a British bitch of noble blood. Sunny Obama would be the Wallis Simpson of our generation—it would RUIN Lupo.

this might just make me watch the VMA's

Whoa WHOA! *NSYNC? I don't care if its a 30 second reunion with some rushed shitty mashup of the hits. AM I EXCITED?

The fantasy was much better when Skarsgaard hadn't shown his unimpressive peen...

Jackie Collins reminds me of my mom when she would get a few glasses of wine in her and come in my room and want to hear my Poison records. (SHUT UP YES I HAD ALL THE RECORDS THEY WERE AWESOME). She would come in and do a miraculously dorky dance around my record player and give me compliments on 'how good the beat…

I think I just fell in love with him even MOAR.

I went to see David Sutcliffe film at CBC last winter and he still looks that perfect in person. oh man. hot.