Just let the guy die already!

Wait.

I'm on board with this. Especially regarding Kirk Fogg. More like Legend of a Stone Cold Fox, amirite??

That dog has human eyes. Its like a person is wearing a dog mask. I'm so scared you guys.

Morgan Murphy, I will not lie to you. When I am at home on a Friday night with an open bottle of wine, some Thai food, and Netflix, knowing I can get drunk by myself and sleep in the next day, then get up, go for run, do some shopping, see a movie, basically whatever the fuck I want, I am most definitely saying…

Ok but in all seriousness, if they released a Downton clothing line I would die of joy.

"Insertable seat belts for old-timey cars. Click it or ticket, Cousin Matthew."

The look on Blake Lively's face is less fashion mag and more exactly the expression your face takes on before you have to tell your boyfriend you have discovered you have genital warts

You... don't live in such a world?

The more important issues are already being discussed by people here far smarter than me, but can I just say:

Taxi? What are you some kind of peasant? You should be calling your driver to bring the car around while you are still in the elevator so he's waiting right outside the building you are coming out of.

Nick Carter, can you just let me peacefully forget I placed my bets on you over Timberlake back in 1999?

IF EYE CAAAN TUUUUURN BAWK TIMMME

He stares at his bank account all day. That's why he looks so happy in the photos.

I see a giant, muscled thing to put dressing on.

I assume this product makes the wearer walk like they're riding a very small invisible goat, thereby allowing us to identify them at a distance of at least 5 lap dances away.

If it ain't BAROQUE, don't fix it, amirite ladies???

All day long: