No captions. Sad. :(

I cannot stop thinking about this. That is some brujeria, mal ojo level shit.

GAH

Hateful people: The scariest monsters of them all. 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkk

I know you don’t want to disclose things, but I am DESPERATE to know if this is Disneyland.

So sweet.

Or they were thinking “Quiet with the sneezes already and use the damn flonase!”

I BEG OF YOU FINISH THIS STORY

Did you ever try to do any research about the house? I feel so bad for you and your little family!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh. My. Goodness. What a story.

That is crazy to me! In all the time I’ve been to the dentist, no one has ever mentioned that or asked me about allergies. They do make you fill out that questionnaire thing when you first start seeing a new dentist though, and that asks about allergies, so I guess they’ve covered it?

Whoah.

Messed. Up.

I’m sorry to bug after all these years, but I’m re-reading the old Halloween posts in prep for this years’s, and wanted to ask: did you talk to the girl who was screaming in her sleep?

Oh man, I laughed so loudly over this, thank you for the break in the fright fest.

TERRIFYING.

Brevity should be second to detail and mood-setting in these situations, I think. You did an A+ job, my dear!

Not for nothin’, but you are a great story teller.