What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage…

Ma’am, that’s John Mulaney, not Mick Mulvaney

I hope so too, it does seem like he’s on some sort of euphoria wave and making impulsive decisions, but I also don’t know the guy in the slightest.

Judi:

Another reason to not spend my tourist dollars there. Petty of me, but fuck it.

I am tired of being sympathetic to stupid people.  

I once saw a rat gnawing on the carcass of a dead rat in a subway tunnel. Not sure why that memory is coming back to me at precisely this moment....

Nothing says emergency preparedness amd safety like a bunch of loaded rifles haphazardly stacked on a bookshelf. I wonder what her homeowners insurance company thinks about this. I had to pay a premium just for having a hot tub in a house with kids.

He looks like he saw David Caruso at an impressionable age and never got over it.

Somebody claimed that Biden is JFK, Jr., with a “real-time CGI mask,” preparing for The Storm.

That little bit of idiocy requires me to dig way back in the gif bag for an oldie.

Hey Q-Anon Losers,

I love the list of casting jobs she would be most interested in, which essentially translates to “ANYFUCKINGTHING AT ALL.”

I wish they’d further say “It is the Republicans who are pushing this country towards a Venezuelan-style government by supporting an authoritarian strongman who has no regard for the democratic process and who surrounds himself with incompetent yes-men.”

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

America is done. If this jackass can get a seat at the table (doesn’t matter how long; she is testifying at the Michigan legislature), then set the whole thing on fire. They gave this fucking wack job, who was obviously not vetted, a platform. Fuck this.

I used to ask myself: What does the 55% of white women that voted for trump look like?
I used to think it was Sarah Palin.
Then i thought Ann Coulter, or her younger clone Tomi Lahren.
I used to think it was the random white Hispanic women here in South Florida, who are crazy and red as hell.
And then I thought it was…

I prefer the way thr French did it...public guillotine.

Yeah, but which one?