At some point pictures or videos or something will come out about Mike Johnson in some weird compromising situation/position. Leather, cosplay, peanut butter, fezzes, and light sabers, etc.

Mankind has not yet invented the device that can measure my total and utter indifference to this nuptial event. But hey, mazel tov!

just the manifestation of a 52-year-old, serially divorced billionaire’s midlife crisis

CBD bonbons are a helluva thing.

If we’re referring to Alito as Justice Snowflake, can we refer to Kavanaugh as Justice Shifty F**k?

So, [Depp is] an excellent actor

I’d say going to Cracker Barrel, but leaving disappointed because they all closed.

I swear -- this should be available on t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers, etc.

People like Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, or Donald Trump are the idealized use case for loitering munitions.

Why not try getting something done for ALL Iowans

Sometimes the parking lot is where all the fun is.

I’ll see your Robert Palmer and raise you a stripped Nova:

Per the source article, it does not. But the US grid is in serious need of an overhaul in general for a future with climate change, electric vehicles, etc. so offsetting that would obviously be a part of it.

Ted Cruz is totally what loitering munitions are made for.

It really does look like poor people’s idea of how the rich live — the cheap-tacky just radiates off the screen.

I’d almost pay for one if I’d get to call him out on cheating.

If Phoebe Waller-Bridge will be doing Fleabag-style commentary I am all in on this movie.

Or gangsta fly fisherman.

+1 on the professional charlatan. The other evening in Youtube I clicked on a video that was ostensibly a SpaceX status update only to discover it was some sort of weird Bitcoin infomercial with Musk and Jack Dorsey.