I would add “hypocritical” to that description. Because they always are. In fact, I’m surprised that little cross Blackburn wears isn’t leaving a burn mark.

Fer chrissakes, Bezos should just get it over with and go Full Nemo.

To me this is sort of the end result of the lack of educating people about living in a civil society, i.e., “civics”. It’s all “my freedoms!” but in a civil society those freedoms come out of an individual’s responsibility to the greater society. You are a “citizen” in the society. When the call comes you understand…

This “competition” should be made mandatory for all politicians wanting to obtain their campaign money, with the addition of it being in a big vat of manure. And for the states of Texas and South Dakota, the manure should be on fire.

I get a definite Greg Stillson vibe coming off of Hawley. Paging Christopher Walken...

Here he is in all his glory:

Gah, that picture...paraphrasing Orwell, that is a face worthy of punching by a fist forever.

“Munnlaney” will implode within 5 years tops. Based on what I’ve seen of Munn in various publications/interviews, she seems like exactly the type that will ditch Mulaney once the kid has arrived and been around for a bit.

Starr has done things that have damaged and continue to damage this country. Thus I was thinking something more along the lines of the mercenaries hunting him down in the redwoods, followed by an unmarked grave.

“Lindsay Graham Dead from Choking on Chick-Fil-A” would be really optimal. But then some wack-ass QAnon conspiracy would come out about how it was an assassination by waffle fry or some such.

The real question is why these tools are not in a public pillory on the steps of the Capitol so that we can throw rotten fruit at them and jeer them, before running them tarred and feathered out of town on a rail.

see also: Dick Cheney. Multiple heart attacks, heart transplant and still sucking oxygen. My personal theory is that the amount of brimstone required for when he arrives is going to tax the supply chain down there to the max.

Now I don’t feel so bad about my Doritos and bottle of Aqua Velva a night pandemic habit.

Thanks for reminding me to add “road trip to South Carolina to buy fireworks and piss on Lee Atwater’s grave” to my post-pandemic to-do list.

The flaw in this assumption is presumes that everyone find these positions repulsive.

My question is this: why is Ted Cruz dressed like he’s a Fidel Castro cosplayer?

My hope is that if there is a hell, Elaine Chao will end up in that special place reserved for her kind of corruption — spending all eternity in a small windowless room decorated with motivational posters, listening to the drone of HR presentations on workplace ethics.

I think it’s more of an “look, we’re owning the libs” performance for all of her doofus constituents than any actual pearl-clutching by anyone. They sooo want to believe they’re making an impact. Personally, I’m not offended or even impressed. Anyone truly competent with and serious about a weapon is not going to put…

He’s part of the house band (with Jimi, Janis, Bonzo, etc.) in the secret lair under the pizza parlor.

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