Glass Onion really was a thinly disguised bio-pic.

I still think “he’s very bad at his job” is the most likely answer.

I am sure he included Asians because he thinks it doesn’t make him look like a racist.

The comments supporting her post-firing Twitter post are delusional. One user wrote “the boos come from the cheap seats” (a reference to a famous Babe Ruth quote. Another user wrote “boo the poors.” I’m pretty sure Ms. Crawford was underpaid. She was underpaid, overworked, fiercely loyal and it got her nowhere.

I’ll pay 99 bucks for one where he's wearing a prison uniform.

Just put some distilled water in until you can get it back to the shop.

I’m assuming near the end Waller Bridges character ends up mortally wounded and has to upload her consciousness to Indy’s hat.

He looks like the world’s least successful suicide bomber

Elon did Nazi that one coming.

Business schools are going to be writing about this whole thing for years, but this just might take the cake. He literally just gave any high performing employee a 90 day bonus to leave this sinking ship and find employment elsewhere. Yes, the job market is pretty bad for tech, but for the “hardcore best and the…

He could always raid TRUTH Social’s crack team of coders.

I mean would you spend 40B on something that doesn’t make money with that plan in mind? No Elon is an idiot troll and practically always has been and this is proof. It’s not some 4d chess move. 

Since he sent it through official company channels, and there are other laws, he’s fucked his company over again being impulsive. 

It’s super “hardcore” to be a thin-skinned whining man baby. 

Well it sounds like the rest of his workforce is leaving Thursday.

Still to be seen if he’ll honor this voluntary severance deal. He seems the type to do a Take Back. “Oh, I just used the deal to tease out who my people are. Now that I know who the rebels are, you can leave with just my foot at your backside.”

Hmm, let’s see I could stay and be abused constantly by my insane boss who thinks that working 24/7, 7 days a week should be normaly orrrr I could take three months to find a job that won’t treat me like that. Iwonder what I would pick!

I hope people take notice that mega rich have been doing this for about as long as capitalism has been a thing. Buy a company, hack it to pieces, then “motivate” what remains to make them the most money... He just REALLY sucks at the “motivate” part...

Methinks Mr. Musk had better start teaching himself to code, as he’s going to be on his own by Monday.

I don’t even remotely believe Musk’s true intentions surrounding the acquisition of Twitter was to add it as a profitable company to his portfolio. I strongly believe his true intent is to amplify alt-right filth and help Republicans win elections, to reduce his tax liability and receive kickbacks personally and to…