When it comes to Michael Avenatti his self-assuredness that he’s about to send some skulls rolling that just adds to the whole package.

John Mulaney describing the Trump’s charade of a presidency as “ This Is A Horse Loose In A Hospital” is one of the best metaphors I’ve heard.

“Mission Accomplished.”

Gotta pay for those cock rings.

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

FINALLY, both “Yes! We Have No Bananas” AND “I’ve Got The Yes! We Have No Bananas Blues” will be in the public domain!

I posted this on Splinter last night, but I think it bears repeating:

I for one can’t wait for something, ANYTHING, to happen. my liver and kidneys can’t take any more abuse.

Whole lot of nope. Survivors of trafficking don’t want this. It’s a horrible bill that only people who either hate sex workers or don’t understand how trafficking works would support. https://survivorsagainstsesta.org/

I’m from Albuquerque, and I used to joke that you could always tell the transplants because they were old, white, short hair, and decked out head to toe in turquoise shit. Santa Fe was always the worst: people think it’s this portal to another dimension and rarely venture beyond the Plaza. Which is too bad, because…

I will withhold my warm feelings for Tiffany until she releases a tell-all book that results in huge financial losses and/or jail time for Donald, Junior, Jared, and that creepshow Eric.

Of course she’s “uncomfortable” around him. Unless she’s a total imbecile she’s well aware of the stiffy he sports for her half-sister, who the hell wouldn’t be uncomfortable with that? She damn well knows if she gets too close to him he’ll start leering and pawing at her too.

RG3 is only coming back because when he heard players were “taking a knee” he thought the league was handing out replacements.

Like a really bad Deep Throat, that Kaley Cuoco.

I think the rabbit looks shocked and appalled. Melania just looks dead inside.

Who had the best poker face, the Easter Bunny, whose face is sewed on or Melania, who is probably used to having to show no expression from all the times Donald has laid on top of her to do his “man business”?

Shame on you if you are still thinking it’s a good idea to bring your kids to a Donald Trump function.

cant wait to see how little regression testing Apple completed.

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”