Hey, don’t be so hard on her! Greed is a very human feeling!

Well, most of America is distracted with these interviews while John Bolton and co gear up to further destroy the middle east and speed up our imperial decline.

I’d like him to suffocate on the farts of Gitmo prisoners.

I’ve always liked the volcano scenario. It appeases the gods/goddesses, who have to be super pissed right about now.

I’m more a fan of the “skinned alive” fantasy... anything that killed him quick would be too good for him. MoFo deserves to SUFFER.

Her pearl clutching over him offering her money is really something. At least then she would have gotten something out of it. And there are far, far worse things than being a sex worker.

Yep, fathers do compliment their daughters and say they’re beautiful. But they don’t say that right after they had sex. She can try to sugar coat it as much as she wants, he told her that in a completely inappropriate setting.

I watched another clip from it last night, in which Anderson Cooper asked if he used protection and there was this long, awful pause before she said no. And once again, I was just like, “We are living in a parallel universe in which everything is fucked up, awful things are normal, and Anderson Cooper asks about the…

Apparently that’s a standard page in his “manipulate women” handbook - offer to pay (basically, make her feel cheap and awkward) and then tell her she’s special when she declines like a normal person typically would. You’re a special lady! Not like all those other cheap floozies. Here, have a plastic Trump visor as a…

Damn, guess I’ll have to go back to using ChristianFriendFinder for my downlow hookups.

Dear Mr. Mueller:

I was sure it was sorting out: he starred a comment of mine yesterday. Fuck.

For the record, Kellyanne Conway does NOT use oxys and you should be ashamed of yourself for even implying that!

+1 star
-6 feet

Yeah, my coke dealer says crazy shit too.

That’s deep space cold, man.

Last Man Standing must have been shit because my Jeff Dunham and Big Bang Theory loving stepmom hated it. She literally has a box set of King of Queens so her standards for comedy are pretty darn low.

Wow. Maybe they can get his shitty show and Rosanne’s shitty show on some kind of back to back line up.

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