“This is my regret face.”

collecting a paycheck. *shrugs*

I thought “woke” started off as a thing for black folk (maybe I’m wrong on this). Has it basically been co-opted now?

One of my most vivid memories of these awards is gonna be Franco straight up body-checking the subject of his performance away from the mic so that he could imitate the guy’s voice one more time.

“James Franco got too much time for my taste” is a fantastic way to describe that man in general, let alone his career.

It’s just greed. I feel like people need to stop looking at Republicans as if they have any other motivating factor beyond naked, pecuniary self-interest. When Denton, TX banned fracking, the state legislature stepped in and put a halt to the ban. No more lectures about “big government” and “local self-determination.”…

I think its hilarious that white Americans are generally okay with shooting deaths by police of minorities, but get very passionate if their weed is touched.

Tonight, on SyFy: SHARKBERG VS TITANIC!

Sharks go to Cape Cod just for the halibut.

i need some bleach

Sorry, this is the only Dorf that matters.

No worries. He is conservative. All he has to do is ask GOD for forgiveness and the other conservatives will like him again.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

Yep. Probably would’ve framed the damaged works as new pieces.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Ignorance and stupidity aren’t the same thing, although they’re often in the same aisle at the supermarket. Ignorance is “won’t learn”, stupidity is “can’t learn”. On many things, Trump is profoundly, willfully ignorant, but I don’t think he’s entirely stupid - he has a certain level of practical rat-bastard cunning,…

Obama really needs to stop trying to be everyone’s friend. It was the thing that always annoyed me about him. The right wing nutjobs are never going to change.

This is all this site talks about now. It’s unbearable.

I vouch for adding the ability to question voters who continue to put these doddering types in the office, and have them explain what the fuck they’re thinking by doing that along with making their case for why they should keep the opportunity to bitch about how nothing in Washington ever changes.

This is one of the reasons that I love the Graham Norton Show. Also why he is the king of these types of show in the UK. He manages to get the best out of his guests with some stuff that can come out of left field. It probably helps that he has all of the guests out at the same time. I’ve not really seen that done…