Was that house decorated by a blind clown?

That’s a stingray plane likely. You can get apps that will notify you if you are trying to connect to a tower that is new, aka stingray detector. Well you can if on Android, apple won’t allow it.

I don’t know. Isn’t ‘gang’ LEO vernacular for a gathering of brown people?

Well, it’s more like “intently listening to her boobs.”

That’s a bit strong. I’m sure most Republican men would look in the direction of such a woman, but thinking they would even pretend to listen to her is stretching credulity.

She credits her “comfort level” in the GOP, which led to her rise to the position of, as she puts it, “the highest ranking non-relative female in his White House,” right next to her main man, to her ability “to think like a man and to behave like a lady.”

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

For a second I thought it said “My First Penitentiary”

The one lynx didn’t accept the other lynx’s invitation on Lynxed-in. Lynx are big networkers.

Now the fate of DREAMers remains unclear.

“Whenyou go to work each day, you shouldn’t have to worry that a pack of rabid animals will suddenly show up at your home and openly threaten your family.”

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

I’m guessing it will call people, text people, and use apps. Just like the phone you have right now.

WebOS WAS THE BEST MOBILE OPERATING SYSTEM OF ITS TIME

The thing is, NONE OF HIS PEOPLE WILL CARE. That’s what pisses me off the most - he is showing people his ass and they will continue to throw cash at him because... Jesus? I don’t even know. I was raised atheist and converted to Judaism as an adult and I’m basically an atheist Jew now and religion confuses me 99% of…

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

His face is so punchable. Prosperity preachers are the god damn worst.

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”