So I assume Trump will take credit for the bump in sales.

You know what’s kind of crazy, or not considering who we are referring to, is that Donald has not really mentioned the people of Houston or its surrounding areas. He mentions Harvey a lot, he mentions the city of Houston a lot, but he does not mention the people (other than crowd sizes). There is no empathy or…

Handcrafted by the finest child sweatshop in all of Bangladesh.

Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.

Fox News will no longer be broadcast in the U.K.!

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

Odd how the Europeans, namely the Dutch, have been dealing with floods for years now and can deal just fine. Must be that evil government they got there, where instead of relying on Jesus, they use their brains and sound infrastructure.

Oh my sweet summer child. Of course he’s going to have a rally. He’s not going there to help, he’s going there to be a big boy and sit in a boat, then host a rally because the ratings will be better if he does it in a disaster zone.

This reminds me of the time my brother was in the ICU, dying of cancer and my dad and his bitch-of-a-trophy wife (my stepmother) finally deigned to visit him. My stepmother was dressed impeccably.

The rational side of me says I might be paranoid, but I’m extremely worried about signs pointing to a possible violent “conclusion” of his presidency, like the go-ahead to begin again the militarizing of local law enforcement, especially in this political climate. And mainstream (not Fox or Clownhall) media…

I heard a bit of this press conference in the car today. He repeatedly returned to his point that Arpaio has won several elections, and it wasn’t fair that he lost the last election and he only just barely lost.

What a self-centered compulsive liar.

When Peter “I raise money for terrorist organizations” King has the moral high ground, you’re really, really awful.

Forced to walk Times Square behind a family of out-of-town tourists.

I’ll just repeat what I said yesterday...

Spirit of the people is incredible.Thanks!

I’m probably a terrible fucking person but I am having a real hard time summoning forth any sympathy for a portion of the people effected by this hurricane. The undocumented immigrants fleeing from the storm that are still being arrested by ICE? Yeah, I feel bad for them. The sick, the poor, the children? I feel bad…

jesus h christ Trump’s tweets. it sounds like he’s live-tweeting a football game.

Uh oh, the meddling Federal government is about to invade! Quick, Texas! Secede!

None of these people have flood insurance. They’ll either get government bailouts, or they’re screwed. Pretty ironic seeing as how Texas is literally the most anti federal government state in the entire Union