I first saw this in a bar with a bunch of other people and it freaked me out then. Thanks for re-freaking me out =:o Biological horror at its finest.

I’ve heard the opposite — the local Shoppers where I live recently closed, their parent is supposedly divesting themselves of retail.

To be fair, I am rubbing my hands together at the prospect of icing down a case of beer so I can go take a good old piss on Trump’s grave.

So DeSantis’ military career was more:

What I would like from his supporters is an explanation of what the ever-loving fuck is going on in that Sauvage commercial? So weird, so creepy.

So utterly on-point: MAGA/Republicans view themselves as perpetual hostages to or prisoners of lord only knows how many imagined slights, injustices, and/or demented conspiracies, when in fact it’s the rest of us that are held hostage to their insanity as the world burns.

A Ferrari 488 for fun, and a 1997 Toyota Corolla as my urban assault vehicle.

fixed the lede for ya.

A tossup between:

I would add “hypocritical” to that description. Because they always are. In fact, I’m surprised that little cross Blackburn wears isn’t leaving a burn mark.

Fer chrissakes, Bezos should just get it over with and go Full Nemo.

To me this is sort of the end result of the lack of educating people about living in a civil society, i.e., “civics”. It’s all “my freedoms!” but in a civil society those freedoms come out of an individual’s responsibility to the greater society. You are a “citizen” in the society. When the call comes you understand…

This “competition” should be made mandatory for all politicians wanting to obtain their campaign money, with the addition of it being in a big vat of manure. And for the states of Texas and South Dakota, the manure should be on fire.

I get a definite Greg Stillson vibe coming off of Hawley. Paging Christopher Walken...

Here he is in all his glory:

Gah, that picture...paraphrasing Orwell, that is a face worthy of punching by a fist forever.

“Munnlaney” will implode within 5 years tops. Based on what I’ve seen of Munn in various publications/interviews, she seems like exactly the type that will ditch Mulaney once the kid has arrived and been around for a bit.

Starr has done things that have damaged and continue to damage this country. Thus I was thinking something more along the lines of the mercenaries hunting him down in the redwoods, followed by an unmarked grave.

“Lindsay Graham Dead from Choking on Chick-Fil-A” would be really optimal. But then some wack-ass QAnon conspiracy would come out about how it was an assassination by waffle fry or some such.

The real question is why these tools are not in a public pillory on the steps of the Capitol so that we can throw rotten fruit at them and jeer them, before running them tarred and feathered out of town on a rail.