see also: Dick Cheney. Multiple heart attacks, heart transplant and still sucking oxygen. My personal theory is that the amount of brimstone required for when he arrives is going to tax the supply chain down there to the max.

Now I don’t feel so bad about my Doritos and bottle of Aqua Velva a night pandemic habit.

Thanks for reminding me to add “road trip to South Carolina to buy fireworks and piss on Lee Atwater’s grave” to my post-pandemic to-do list.

The flaw in this assumption is presumes that everyone find these positions repulsive.

My question is this: why is Ted Cruz dressed like he’s a Fidel Castro cosplayer?

My hope is that if there is a hell, Elaine Chao will end up in that special place reserved for her kind of corruption — spending all eternity in a small windowless room decorated with motivational posters, listening to the drone of HR presentations on workplace ethics.

I think it’s more of an “look, we’re owning the libs” performance for all of her doofus constituents than any actual pearl-clutching by anyone. They sooo want to believe they’re making an impact. Personally, I’m not offended or even impressed. Anyone truly competent with and serious about a weapon is not going to put…

He’s part of the house band (with Jimi, Janis, Bonzo, etc.) in the secret lair under the pizza parlor.

You mean like:

All I really want to know is where they are buried, so I can go piss on their graves. Symbolic only, yes I know, yet still oddly satisfying.

This, totally. Was remarking with friends how in other countries they ‘d be throwing files/furniture out windows, burning same, and torching the entire building. Our domestic version were taking pictures**, smoking weed, and wandering around like the dumbfuck tourists they are.

I prefer they be characterized as cockroaches, because now that the light is on them they will scurry off to some dark moist crevice* only to reappear later.

Hey White House staff, it’s not too late to smother Trump to death with a pillow.

In a world not far off from ours (though not significantly better than ours either, since in it Trump was still the president for four years), Trump would fly to Florida and head straight to the golf course instead. someone would shoot down his plane and take out the whole lot of them — Trump, Ivanka, Jared, etc — in…

And god forbid you get her name wrong — “its’ MELLISSA, with TWO Ls”.

Let’s put it on a chopping block -- I bet it moves then.

Reminds me of looking up an old acquaintance on LinkedIn and finding they had a degree in “Commputer Science”. All righty then.

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Also, Jared can still make money but how can Ivanka

I’m not going to expend a lot of energy on this diagnosis, just let me know where he’s buried so I can piss on his grave.