They’ll both make a nice collectable set with the (hopefully soon-to-be-released) Trump funeral memorial coin.

What would be refreshing would be to see McEnany with a case of Ebola.

Considering they are giving him dexamethasone, remdesevir, monoclonal antibodies, and some med that is still only in clinical trials — a combination that, per a couple physicians being interviewed on CNN, has never been tried on anyone ON EARTH — I’m not real sure about the second part of what you said. But “iatrogenic…

And now he’s headed to Walter Reed “for a few days” on the advice of his doctors.

All of this.

Considering how often I piss off my bosses with my total inability to swallow the usual corporate snake-oil team-building nonsense, NXIVM would’ve probably bought me a one-way ticket anywhere just to be rid of me.

Ivanka-mancer will slay all those who question her grifty ways.

Unless the chihuahua was out grabbing a pie from a pizzeria with a secret deep-state facility underneath, I find your rationale questionable...

So was Taft.

I thought they had wheeled in animatronic Trump...even brainless Spock in the original Star Trek had a more focused expression.

I’ve gone thru this very intersection more than a few times, they can be very pushy at times and don’t always take “No thanks” for an answer. There have been more than a few incidents with them — one where an African-American woman felt threatened and pulled out a gun. The kid reached in the window to try and grab the…

Until that day arrives, we’ll just have to be satisfied with this:

Is there some place I can buy an inflatable Kimberly Guilfoyle? Halloween’s coming up, and I also need a scarecrow for the back 40.

I believe the correct terminology is “snowflake”.

I used to say “load ‘em up on a rocket and launch it into the Sun”, but now I’m thinking they should load up Trump, DeVos, Miller — the whole lot of ‘em — and send them off Aniara-style into deep space. Let ‘em drift through the void and go slowly insane, maybe their corpses will pass by a star in a few million years.

Even pestilence has standards.

Not as much fun as him dying by being stabbed in the throat with a broken bottle by a deranged homeless white nationalist, but you have to take what you can get.

This is the mother of all wealth transfers to the rich — banks and corporations spent the last 10 years basically inflating stock prices, asset-stripping, and doing more of what they were doing pre-2008 with their funny-money financial products until they dug a hole so deep that there was no way out. It was all going…

Dedicated roadways for containers of freight and other goods effectively ARE railroads. All you’re doing is putting a locomotive on each container instead of stringing them together.

You are instantly a character in a John Hughes movie?