I thought they had wheeled in animatronic Trump...even brainless Spock in the original Star Trek had a more focused expression.

I’ve gone thru this very intersection more than a few times, they can be very pushy at times and don’t always take “No thanks” for an answer. There have been more than a few incidents with them — one where an African-American woman felt threatened and pulled out a gun. The kid reached in the window to try and grab the…

Until that day arrives, we’ll just have to be satisfied with this:

Is there some place I can buy an inflatable Kimberly Guilfoyle? Halloween’s coming up, and I also need a scarecrow for the back 40.

I believe the correct terminology is “snowflake”.

I used to say “load ‘em up on a rocket and launch it into the Sun”, but now I’m thinking they should load up Trump, DeVos, Miller — the whole lot of ‘em — and send them off Aniara-style into deep space. Let ‘em drift through the void and go slowly insane, maybe their corpses will pass by a star in a few million years.

Even pestilence has standards.

Not as much fun as him dying by being stabbed in the throat with a broken bottle by a deranged homeless white nationalist, but you have to take what you can get.

This is the mother of all wealth transfers to the rich — banks and corporations spent the last 10 years basically inflating stock prices, asset-stripping, and doing more of what they were doing pre-2008 with their funny-money financial products until they dug a hole so deep that there was no way out. It was all going…

Dedicated roadways for containers of freight and other goods effectively ARE railroads. All you’re doing is putting a locomotive on each container instead of stringing them together.

You are instantly a character in a John Hughes movie?

This is EXACTLY the sort of movie review I come looking for.

Maybe Cam’ron should get measles and see if the “science of medicine” is “for real”.

Two words: road house.

Butt-chugging sunlight sounds like the lost followup hit to Starland Vocal Band’s “Afternoon Delight”.

Pollard pretty much stole the show from Robert Redford in “Little Fauss And Big Halsy”. It was quite an impressive feat considering that Redford was at his matinee idol peak around 1970.

Here’s the thing. Obama has a lot of political wisdom to give.

+1.

After shoveling my car out of lord knows how many blizzards only to have to shovel a new space if I use the car and someone takes my spot (welcome to city living), my rule is greater than 12" of snow forecast my car gets garaged for a few days until it melts off.

KFC screws up his order - TREASON!