Am I a bad person because, between that smug little smile and a presidential adviser using the term “deep state operative”, I would like to see him nailed by the tongue to a post in a public square?

I wouldn’t mind seeing a few of those jokers in Congress lined up and shot, like we used to do with traitors.

More like a Steven Seagal direct-to-video movie. From what I’ve seen channel surfing, Seagal’s movies have a self-absorption/disregard for reality would fit well with Trump.

Jeez, you can customize your turd memoji now, what more do you want from Apple in this release?

I can’t believe these have gone unmentioned:

From a practical standpoint, the newer one has better visibility for the driver — they have 360 degrees without needing to use a mirror, eliminating blindspots.

If you think they’re frightened now, wait until they’re faced with a chainsaw-wielding Greta Thunberg in the Thunderdome of the apocalyptic hellscape they are working so hard to visit upon us all.

So at what point will Splinter acknowledge that Trump’s utter and complete ineptitude has been instrumental in avoiding resulted in a feckless/aimless policy that has somehow avoided war with Iran?

I’d add the tar+feathers+rail outta town option, but thats a personal preference.

Personally, I prefer my corrupt political tools to be more creative...

Miller is possessed of the same vacant evil the Nazis and a half-dozen genocidal maniacs and serial killers have been.

Except this is not a punchable face — this is a baseball bat with barbed-wire face.

“Well that’s not a—it would be a sub-optimal situation for the banks,” Cramer responded.

Best of all is how this POS lives in a high security compound. Whats the matter Wayne, scared to go out? Won’t all your guns protect you?

The Seven UPS.

I am truly surprised SNL has not parodied this like they did the McConaughey Lincoln commercials...if anything, this is a richer vein of absurdity to mine.

Tool, meet Tool.

Boris Johnson will end up being tarred and feathered.

To be fair, the word “jesus” comes out of my mouth pretty much every day when I am confronted with Trump’s daily dump of absurdity and ugliness.

Eh, we’re not going to all die.