Oh boy I don’t even want to know what my mancave would look like bathed in the light of shame.

Oh boy I don’t even want to know what my mancave would look like bathed in the light of shame.

perhaps we should start judging games based on how many seeders and leechers it has lol.

Feminist logic

Ah, I remember now. The old “if-I-can’t-have-absolutely-everything-for-myself-I’m-being-persecuted” rule.

I thought of this...........but my memory isn’t that good

Mods getting weird? Unheard of!

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

When I was 12-13, I had discovered that I could use the internet to talk to people. My parents, who knew I was a precocious child, decided to install a spyware on the computer that would let them know everything I wrote, including awkward conversations I had with other preteen boys on IMVU (remember IMVU???) about…

My birthday is April Fool’s Day.

When I was going to be a freshman in college my mom randomly told the Best Buy sales associate (male, naturally) we were buying a computer from that I would be starting college as a virgin. “How often do you see that?” she asked. Probably never mom, or more specifically...no one else in the history of ever has thought…

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

Walking around with a huge container like that makes you seem dangerous, especially in places with high concentration of people.

Good for them. Someone send me a quark when they beat another boss. What’s a quark you say? It’s the form of communication I speculate we’ll be using by the time they reach the Taurus demon.

Goddammit, Internet...

No, it’s a game about being a dick to all the women so you can have an awkward date with the giant black guy with a gun arm.

Just outside the picture frame