fancyanotherburnersirwhyyesidojeevesthankyou
Fancy Another Burner Sir Why Yes I Do Jeeves Thank You
fancyanotherburnersirwhyyesidojeevesthankyou

Oh boy I don’t even want to know what my mancave would look like bathed in the light of shame.

Oh boy I don’t even want to know what my mancave would look like bathed in the light of shame.

perhaps we should start judging games based on how many seeders and leechers it has lol.

Feminist logic

Ah, I remember now. The old “if-I-can’t-have-absolutely-everything-for-myself-I’m-being-persecuted” rule.

“That being said, it’s not a good idea to dose yourself with radiation and hope for the best.”

I thought of this...........but my memory isn’t that good

War. Huah. Yeah. What is it good for? Reducing air pollution.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

When I was 12-13, I had discovered that I could use the internet to talk to people. My parents, who knew I was a precocious child, decided to install a spyware on the computer that would let them know everything I wrote, including awkward conversations I had with other preteen boys on IMVU (remember IMVU???) about

My birthday is April Fool’s Day.

When I was going to be a freshman in college my mom randomly told the Best Buy sales associate (male, naturally) we were buying a computer from that I would be starting college as a virgin. “How often do you see that?” she asked. Probably never mom, or more specifically...no one else in the history of ever has thought

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As a certain Captain E. Blackadder once said:

From a certain point of view, they’re both one war. The belligerents just took a 20 year break to grow more soldiers.

This is exactly why I refuse to believe in gravity. Until someone can show me a photo of it, I assume it’s just some computer generation from a post-grad student with a grant from Big Banana Peel.

FUCK I’M LATE SORRY

Tomorrow this will me