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yes, the president of the US should always take the time to listen carefully to shouters and hecklers that accost him at public events. that seems like a realistic and viable strategy.

Well he’s certainly got the legs for it.... Also note: Pads on his taint so it doesn’t ride up and chaff. Overall, good job!

I’d eat that.

“for not being the official Devil’s Lettuce preferred by Wimbledon’s Ladies and Gentlemen”

“Kind of” is being extremely generous.

Personally, I prefer just to wing it.

I'd go to more tennis matches if I could openly smoke weed there.

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

Who the fuck cares if it was posted before? You assume just because something was on the internet a while ago that people should automatically just know about it. Like we all belong to some collective mind or something? WTF, man? Kojima tweeted it, and it got more attention. That’s it. End of story.

Yeah, people that go to reddit forget that there’s a whole world out there that couldn’t give a fuck about people that go to reddit.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Check out these elite athletes, they must train in the gym at least 10 hours a day. LOL @ “esports”

"Between 2001 and 2008, koala populations dropped 45 percent in urban areas, and 15 percent in nature."

When will Koalas learn to say no, especially to the woman who gave them Chlamydia?