Hey man, it was up there.

Not for long.

See, we date women. Straight women don’t date women, so how the hell would they understand this?

It’s not everyone, it’s just those girls, the one’s he’s dating, that he’s mentioning. You do realize that when most women ask that kind of question (obviously not women like you; and I do appreciate your stance on this), they are asking a double-barreled loaded shotgun of a question, right? It isn’t this man’s guilt.…

lol Just keep saying nope until she gets tired of it and changes the subject herself.

Yep. Number one sign she’s insecure.

Hell hath no fury, my friend.

“My husband is making me feel like a jerk.” (No one can make you feel anything. You can only choose to feel things in response to outside forces, circumstances.)

What the guy beneath the comment I’m replying to said.

“...the little wrinkles around my eyes after I smile and the loss of volume in my cheeks bother me, even though I’m sure it’s damn near imperceptible to everyone else.”

Picture of your “sweet boobs” or else they only exist in your head.

And dressing like a sad, desperate 48 year old looking to hold on to her “glory days of youth” is pathetic and gross. If you’re pushing 50, don’t wear yoga pants that say “juicy” or “princess” on your ass. Instead, rent Bridges of Madison County or whatever the fuck menopausal women cry over and cry that you are a…

Men do get better with age. Or are we just shithead neanderthals whose only purpose is to give women a baby?

Snap!

I’m too old to abandon reason and common sense in order to please women.

Nintendo severance package.

Fuck rap, rap is crap, fuck hip-hop, I’m... a cop.

Vegas.

Because different country?

They see you rollin’... they hatin’...